hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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deadjosey:

"Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

image

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Bill Hicks

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stormbornvalkyrie:

You swore me safe conduct.

"I did, but my dragons made no promises. And you threatened their mother.”

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angelsenpaii:

{ x - x - x } { x }

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1kidsentertainment:

sempiternal-memory:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

I bet this poor person has gotten plenty of hate filled messages from people that didn’t read the caption and think she used real hair dye.

COTTON CANDY KITTY

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emmysaurus:

when you have that one friend you wanna see naked but cant because FRIEND

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breelandwalker:

NORWEGIAN

FOREST

CATS

VIKING

KITTAHS

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  • Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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